Hikers are generally quiet, happy folk with a love of green things, peaceful surroundings, and beautiful views that most people don’t ever get to see. They’re hide-and-seek, social distancing champions, and they know all the best spots…to hide…things… So you should be nice to them, ok!?
Shock your friends with this pithy and thinly-veiled threat of violence! They know to be nice or suffer the consequences. And besides, you’re joking, right? Or are you?
This premium, heavy blend hoodie is made of a thick blend of cotton and polyester, and printed with eco friendly inks. It fits true to size, it's plush and super soft on the inside, and has a spacious kangaroo pouch on the front and a drawstring hood. Your new favorite hoodie is waiting for you!
FREE SHIPPING!!! Since all of our products are made to order, please allow 7-12 business days to receive your order. Everything we sell is unique to our store. When you order from us, your items will be lovingly created, packed, and shipped just for you!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from CB, in | 32.99 | 34.02 | 35.00 | 35.98 | 37.01 | 37.99 | 39.02 | 40.00 |